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Famous Quotes That Have a Completely Different Meaning When Said by a Different Person [via]

Previously: Fitness Quotes Over Pictures of People Drinking

Right this minute, there is someone going through chemotherapy shopping at your grocery store, buying popsicles and ice cream to help their sore mouth, and worrying what the cashier is going to think.

There is someone on hemodialysis buying white bread instead of whole wheat, trying to keep their phosphorus levels reasonable between appointments and hoping for the best.

There is a person attending intensive outpatient treatment for their eating disorder who has been challenged by their therapist to buy a Frappuccino.

There are dietitians picking up a dozen different candy bars to eat with their clients, who feel ashamed and guilty about enjoying them.

There is someone who just doesn’t have it in them to cook right now, and this frozen pizza and canned soup will keep them going.

There are people recovering from chronic dieting and semi-starvation who are buying chocolate and chips at their deprived body’s insistence.

All around us are people listening to what their bodies need and attempting to make the best possible choice within a context of overwhelming food pressure. All of their choices are valid, and every single one of these foods is “real.”

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Michelle @ http://www.fatnutritionist.com (via onherplate)

yo for real never fucking shame anyone for eating something delicious

(via geardrops)

(via sophspiration)

itseasytoremember:

i hope he bought that car for that pun

itseasytoremember:

i hope he bought that car for that pun

(via dewie)

(Source: janeslevys, via dewie)

tastefullyoffensive:

Found some amazing Indian writing. [x]

tastefullyoffensive:

Found some amazing Indian writing. [x]

johnskele:

dreamydog:

hes so stupid

idiot can’t figure out how water works 

My younger cat does this. Not because she can’t figure out how water works, but because she just LOVES water. She will beg me to turn on the faucet for her when I’m in the bathroom. She sits on the tub ledge to watch the water move with me in it (though some could say she’s checking on her human stew lol), she will come RUNNING from across the house when she hears one of use the water dispenser, and puts up hell if she can’t watch me flush the toilet. It’s actually pretty hilarious! :-P

(Source: cybergata, via chubbyninja1)

nishlo:

but the real question is has nemo found himself

(via chubbyninja1)

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

(via bonerthatiusedtoknow)

urbancatfitters:

u say unpack i say leave the suitcase open on the floor until i eventually use everything in it and then put it away 2 months later

THANK GOD I AM NOT ALONE

(Source: urbancatfitters, via imanerdinibblenipbitechompgnaw)

walkingwithdragons:

 I want a show where either

  • Gordon Ramsey has to sing for Simon Cowell and then Simon has to cook for Ramsey and they both just criticize each other.

Or

  • A contestant has to cook for Ramsey and then sing for Simon. You win if you can survive the psychological damage

(via bonerthatiusedtoknow)

im-not-nor-mal:

miscaitlin:

tes1a:

tes1a:

gamers dont take hot showers

they take image-y ones

what

No-one say anything

I don’t know what to think of the fact that I get this…

(via imanerdinibblenipbitechompgnaw)

11 pm: I think I might go to bed early tonight
3 am: lol

Moral of the story: it’s like a horror film. If you passionately kiss someone, one of you WILL die. Brutally, of course. In a way that half the folks watching will double over in emotional turmoil from the other half, putting on a brave front, will cross their arms and say, “Yeah, I knew that was gonna happen”.. but they’re sobbing on the inside. Don’t let them lie. Their souls are sobbing.

(Source: roobbstark, via imanerdinibblenipbitechompgnaw)

tastefullyoffensive:

'President Obama Playing Ping Pong' Photoshop Battle [psb]

Previously: 'Displeased Purple Bill Clinton' Photoshop Battle