Life is simple, it's just not easy...

BLOGWARTS: If the HP characters were on tumblr...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 04:46:57 -0700

Harry Potter: stream of angry texts posts a la "MY LIFE SUCKS. MY PARENTS ARE DEAD, MY MENTORS ARE DEAD, MY OWL IS DEAD MY WAND IS BROKEN AND MY SCAR HURTS."
Ron Weasley: food porn blog
Hermione Granger: social justice SPEW blogger calling people out on their bullshit. "let the elves decide whether they are house or garden. check yo privelege."
Ginny Weasley: "day 394-I am not yet dating harry potter" + gifsets dedicated to his scar.
Luna Lovegood: the nightblogger.
Draco Malfoy: hipster blogger
Filch: reblogs pictures/videos/gifs of cats.
Hagrid: the fluffy chicken girl-"if i get 700,000 notes my headmaster said I could get a chimera."
McGonagall: that one person who ruins everyones fun text posts.
Snape: anonymously leaves this in harry's ask "10 point from gryffindor" and then reblogs it.
Bellatrix Lestrange: fanart of her and the dark lord in compromising positions.
Voldemort: the blog that just steals everyone else's gifsets to gain followers - "Follow this lord, you will love him on your dashboard".
Dumbledore: all the gay porn

"There is no law that prohibits women who are not Jessica Alba from wearing two-piece swimsuits. You..."

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 04:46:05 -0700

“There is no law that prohibits women who are not Jessica Alba from wearing two-piece swimsuits. You are allowed to wear a bikini this summer even if you haven’t lost any weight to prepare for the (apparently) momentous occasion. You are allowed to wear a bikini this summer even if you’ve gained weight. You are allowed to wear whatever makes you feel comfortable and confident, and any person, magazine, or diet plan that tells you otherwise is dead wrong.”

- From “6 ‘Bikini Body’ Truths To Remember This Summer,” courtesy of Winona Dimeo-Ediger at The Frisky.

Our thoughts exactly.

(via bedsider)

geniusalias: When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 04:35:18 -0700

geniusalias:

When you’re watching a new episode of your favorite show and someone tries to get you to do something:

doomslock: The Doctor and Rose meet Sherlock and John in a...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 04:35:03 -0700

doomslock:

The Doctor and Rose meet Sherlock and John in a parallel universe.

Just watched this twisted thriller myself! ;-)

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 04:32:56 -0700

Just watched this twisted thriller myself! ;-)

its-tuesday-again-jemima: people-should-all-be-onions: isthisju...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 04:30:10 -0700

its-tuesday-again-jemima:

people-should-all-be-onions:

isthisjustphantasy:

fishtwigz:

I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO REACT TO THIS

i had to scroll all the way back to the top to reblog it..

the oNLY GOOD THING ABOUT THE NEW TUMBLR LAYOUT IS I DID NOT HAVE TO SCROLL RIGHT BACK TO THE TOP OF THIS POST TO REBLOG IT

ding dong that’s the size of my shlong

ask-sadistic-jessie: tymethiefslongerthoughts: kawaiimon: thei...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 04:29:01 -0700

ask-sadistic-jessie:

tymethiefslongerthoughts:

kawaiimon:

theinturnet:

Why promote a company but not add a link?

http://www.childsown.com/

Now that’s just cool.

I want one of Jessie, shara, and Audrey omg plzzzzzzz

thedalekmaster: showtunesrockmysocks: bealli62: fawkessong: t...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 04:24:34 -0700

thedalekmaster:

showtunesrockmysocks:

bealli62:

fawkessong:

timey-wimey-tennant:

billiepiperly:

hermione granger as the doctor’s companion

come with me.

together they could rule the universe.

PLEASE

“I had to use a Time Turner to get to fit all my classes in”

“Oh you BRILLIANT girl! It’s always the smart ones that are the most dangerous. Books are the best weapons in the world, after all”

“Could you take me to a library?”

“I could take you to a planet where the entire WORLD is a library”

“You and I are going to have a lot of fun Doctor, aren’t we?”

“Oh yes!”

"My second grade teacher liked to ask us, “How do you feel today, on a scale of one to ten?” Ten..."

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 04:23:56 -0700

“My second grade teacher liked to ask us,
“How do you feel today, on a scale of one to ten?”
Ten always meant I’m super, thank you
and one was always not today, Mrs. MacAuley, not today.
But I never liked numbers, they would always
twist and rebel against my mind so I chose
to speak in colors instead.

January third - I am the color
of mint chocolate chip ice cream
but I’ve eaten all the chocolate chips.
I am calm.

February seventh - I am a bruise of
blues and violets today. I think it would
be best if I sat by the window.
These are unhappy colors.

April eleventh - I am turquoise, I am magenta,
I am every color in the rainbow.

April thirtieth - I am gray, I am silent.

May first - I am orange, the color of melting
creamsicles on a beach in July.

June twelfth - I am as yellow as the school bus
that will bring me home to summer. I am free.

Twelve years later, I still use colors.
The winter makes me feel cobalt blue, the ocean
turns me a seafoam green. Violets and purples
leave me uneasy and scarlet is a fever of fury.
Some nights I drown in shades of navy, denim,
and cornflower but other nights I meditate in forests of
harlequin and shamrock.

But you,
you leave me a blinding white followed by a soft yellow:
the color of sunlight after a period of darkness.”

- Kelsey Danielle, “A Diary of Colors” (via perfect)

This is the most beautiful thing

(via glitterykisses)

Reblog if you have ever

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 04:20:01 -0700

skipping-stones-and-hip-bones:

-harmed yourself

-didn’t feel good enough

-been bullied

-sexually abused

-abused

-felt worthless

-thought you were fat

-felt ugly

-felt like no one cared

-had suicidal thoughts

-tried to commit suicide

-overdosed

-hated yourself

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littlemusicalwitch: shadow-of-a-whisper: howdydoodley: I love...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 04:13:42 -0700

littlemusicalwitch:

shadow-of-a-whisper:

howdydoodley:

I love lamp. This lamp in particular. Lumio is a portable lamp that turns on when the cover is opened, and turns off when shut. A book that turns in to a lamp. Who knew.

I WANT ONE

Pretty fucking please??

tastefullyoffensive: [genuinethf]

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 04:10:58 -0700

tastefullyoffensive:

[genuinethf]

marriedtotheseacomics: Inventions. From Married To The Sea.

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 04:01:41 -0700

marriedtotheseacomics:

Inventions. From Married To The Sea.

Doctor Who Meme | Ten Episodes Vincent and the...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 03:57:38 -0700

Doctor Who Meme | Ten Episodes

Vincent and the Doctor [1/10]

nitocrisss: dapperstiel: villains are so polite, asking...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 03:54:26 -0700

nitocrisss:

dapperstiel:

villains are so polite, asking permission.

it’s because

Not Canadian? LOL

Yep, and there it was. :-( Poor Sir Friendzoned.

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 03:53:27 -0700

Yep, and there it was. :-( Poor Sir Friendzoned.

sithhappen: “Their voices echoed through the yards and halls...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 03:51:46 -0700

sithhappen:

“Their voices echoed through the yards and halls until the castle rang and it seemed as though some great pack of direwolves haunted Winterfell, instead of only two… two where there had once been six. Do they miss their brothers and sisters too? Bran wondered. Are they calling to Grey Wind and Ghost, to Nymeria and Lady’s Shade? Do they want them to come home and be a pack together?”

You have no idea what this does to me. I cried only when the wolves were killed in their pen. The rest of the Red Wedding I made it through in shock but tear-free. This, however, brings them all back.

filiacaelo: Mark Sheppard checks you out and approves of what...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 03:48:06 -0700

filiacaelo:

Mark Sheppard checks you out and approves of what he sees.

He totally just looked at my boobs. This gif is epic.

brigwife: my-dark-innocence: improbablyapanda: I just...

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 03:44:36 -0700

brigwife:

my-dark-innocence:

improbablyapanda:

I just presented my 11 year old brother with these images of The Gods of Tumblr and asked him to name them and I just-

Guy named Sherlock perfectly

A JAPANESE GUY

This instantly soothed me. And I really needed that today.

Tue, 04 Jun 2013 03:38:31 -0700

This instantly soothed me. And I really needed that today.