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The 34th GIF with words is what you say when you meet your favorite celebrity. The 57th GIF is their reaction to what you said.

What you say when you meet your favorite celebrity:

Their reaction to what you said:


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lifelongphotos:

Day 492 - JJ and I went to Denny’s this afternoon and played Bananagrams, a great new game that’s like a mixture of Scrabble and Rummikub. It was an absolutely GORGEOUS day!
Later in the evening, I was a little bored, so I found myself playing around with the Bananagrams tiles, making Hunger Games words.

That is awesome!!! 

lifelongphotos:

Day 492 - JJ and I went to Denny’s this afternoon and played Bananagrams, a great new game that’s like a mixture of Scrabble and Rummikub. It was an absolutely GORGEOUS day!

Later in the evening, I was a little bored, so I found myself playing around with the Bananagrams tiles, making Hunger Games words.

That is awesome!!! 

kemikalmak:

hahaha i know i failed lolol…..atleast im honest…….i wonder if they made a street sign like this how many accidents will there be?

Good question! And the funny part was, in my mind I read “Look left” and thought to myself, consciously, “I need to look to the- oh, look, an arrow! DAMMIT!!!!”

kemikalmak:

hahaha i know i failed lolol…..atleast im honest…….i wonder if they made a street sign like this how many accidents will there be?

Good question! And the funny part was, in my mind I read “Look left” and thought to myself, consciously, “I need to look to the- oh, look, an arrow! DAMMIT!!!!”

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alyricalsecret:

reality-lies:

stoptouchingmeh:

anevilginger:

astrapaypwns:

acciochriscriss:

Beautiful, Dirty, Rich in my pants..

 reblogging only because its One Summer’s Day in My Pants.

Bostons in my pants

look what you’ve done in my pants LOL

fuckin’ perfect in my pants, WOO.
Shelter in my pants ;)

see no more in my pants LOL 

Need You Now (Lady Antebellum) LMAO!!!!

alyricalsecret:

reality-lies:

stoptouchingmeh:

anevilginger:

astrapaypwns:

acciochriscriss:

Beautiful, Dirty, Rich in my pants..

 reblogging only because its One Summer’s Day in My Pants.

Bostons in my pants

look what you’ve done in my pants LOL

fuckin’ perfect in my pants, WOO.

Shelter in my pants ;)

see no more in my pants LOL 

Need You Now (Lady Antebellum) LMAO!!!!

Fun Game: 1 - Go to Wikipedia and hit random. The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band. 2 - Go to quotationspage.com and hit random. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album. 3 - Go to Flickr and click on “Explore Last 7 Days Interesting” Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover. 4 - Use Photoshop or similar (picnik.com is a free online photo editor) to put it all together. 5 - Post it with this text in the “caption” and TAG the friends you want to join in!
Well this was originally for FB where you can tag people. I wish you could do so here or I’d tag all of you! So…Tag? haha Share! Mine: 100 Hours - Apologize For Anything (which is very fitting for me, actually!)

Fun Game: 1 - Go to Wikipedia and hit random. The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band. 2 - Go to quotationspage.com and hit random. The last four or five words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album. 3 - Go to Flickr and click on “Explore Last 7 Days Interesting” Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover. 4 - Use Photoshop or similar (picnik.com is a free online photo editor) to put it all together. 5 - Post it with this text in the “caption” and TAG the friends you want to join in!

Well this was originally for FB where you can tag people. I wish you could do so here or I’d tag all of you! So…Tag? haha Share! Mine: 100 Hours - Apologize For Anything (which is very fitting for me, actually!)

Because I never bother with putting these as my Ask :-P

1. First thing you wash in the shower? My feetsies
2. What color is your favorite hoodie? Black. Almost all of my hoodies are black. Which sucks because I have dandruff. LOL
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again? Definitely!
4. Do you plan outfits? Occasionally
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now? Frustrated that my body can’t make up its mind if I’m hot or cold and that my temperature is 97.9 which is 1.1 degree higher than my baseline but no nurse would take it seriously.
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red? Coca Cola label
7. Do you say aim or a-i-m? Aim.

 8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having? I dreamt I was in 1960’s Mississippi and I was white but I was being discriminated against by back people just as black people were by white people. I woke up sad. I hate that that era and mindset ever existed. 

9. Did you meet anybody new today? I worked until 7 a.m. and checked in 3 patients that I didn’t know, so I guess so!
10. What are you craving right now? Not feeling like shit would be nice. 
11. Do you floss? I regret to inform you that the answer to this is “ONly a couple of times a year”.
12. What comes to mind when I say cabbage? Patch.
13. When was the last time you talked on aim? Oh god. 1999?
14. Are you emotional? Very much so. Kinda ridiculously so.
15. Would you dance to the taco song? I don’t know the taco song, but given my mood I might to anything from raise an eyebrow at the thought of dancing in public to a full-on interpretive dance with props.
16. Have you ever counted to 1,000? When I was 4. While bouncing on my parents’ bed. I remember this clearly.
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it? Depends on my mood. Uusally both.
18. Do you like your hair? Eh, sometimes.
19. Do you like yourself? Eh.
20. Have you ever met a celebrity? Yes. I met David Duchovny, Orlando Jones, and Dan Akroyd when they were filming Evolution in my hometown :-) 
21. Do you like cottage cheese? Once in a blue moon, and only mixed with peaches.
22. What are you listening to right now? The rain outside. We have the door open and the screen door closed and the rain is falling away out there and it is amazing.
23. How many countries have you visited? None. I have not left the country I live in, and have not visited the country I live in since I… live… here…
24. Are your parents strict? No, they weren’t. But I really think that the way they raised me made me a pretty good person. Once I was old enough to carry on an intelligent conversation, we would discuss my chores, bed time, curfew, etc. and they would propose what they wanted, I would counter with what I wanted, and we would discuss why we each wanted what we did. Then we would usually compromise on it. Tada!
25. Would you go sky diving? Hells yes!!!
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush? If he was picking up the tab, why not?
27. Would you throw potatoes at him? Not if I’d get caught. LOL
28. Is there anything sparkly in the room you’re in? Hi, have we met? There are at least 12 sparkly things in the room I’m in. LOL
29. Have you ever been in a castle? No but I would LOVE to visit one!
30. Do you rent movies often? Redbox gets the swipe of my credit card at least once a week.
31. Who sits in behind you in your math class? Uhhhh…. Casper?
32. Have you made a prank phone call? Oh yes. My dad convinced me once that the Phone Police were going to get me. Never got caught. Like a boss. LOL
33. Do you own a gun? Yes I do, and in the event that Chris and I procreate, this gun will get passed down on the child’s 12th birthday, just how I got it, just how my dad got it, just how his dad got it.
34. Can you count backwards from 74? Yessssss…… o.O Can YOU?
35. Who are you going to be with tonight? With my coworkers and any patients that come in to my ER.
36. Brown or white eggs? I’m not picky. I usually get white cuz they’re cheaper here.
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic? Yup.
38. Ever been on a train? Yes, and I want to go on a long, cross country trip someday!
39. Ever been in love? Oh yes <3 Currently!
40. Do you have a cell-phone? Sure do!
41. Are you too forgiving? To a fault.
42. Do you use chap stick? Not usually that brand, but I almost always have a lippie with me.
43. What is your best friend doing tomorrow? Working from 10-2 :-)
44. Can you use chop sticks? Sure can! Single grain of rice? No problem. haha bragbragbrag
45. Ever have cream puffs? I think so?

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hardly-wisdom:
Ummmm…..my first 3 words were Broken Sad Tuba. I somehow don’t think this is psychologically accurate. Hahaha.
I&#8217;m fat, lovely, and pretty.

hardly-wisdom:

Ummmm…..my first 3 words were Broken Sad Tuba. I somehow don’t think this is psychologically accurate. Hahaha.

I’m fat, lovely, and pretty.

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