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1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? <<<Yes, I would. I last texted my boyfriend lol>>>
2. You talked to an ex today, correct? <<< Nope, I haven't talked to him for a while. I see his updates on my facebook sometimes, though, and he seems to be living a happy life and I'm happy for him! : -) >>
3. Have you taken someones virginity? <<< Yup, sure have! And he took mine! teehee>>>
4. Is trust a big issue for you? <<<I'm easy to trust. It leads to heartbreak more often than I'd like to admit, >>>
5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? <<<OMG yes I got to hang out with my best friend today! I mean, I like her, but not like like her. But I love her to bits. So I'm counting it! >>>
6. What are you excited for? <<<Points!>>>
7. What happened tonight? <<<I made epic crayon art!>>>
8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? <<<I find it distasteful when anyone gets really wasted, male or female.>>>
9. Is confidence cute? <<<Confidence is beautiful.>>>
10. What is the last beverage you had? <<< Some Dr. Pepper I accidentally kidnapped from the boyfriend.>>>
11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? <<< One.>>>
12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? <<<No. I am a firm believer that NOBODY looks good in skinny jeans. Nobody. Sorry, scenesters.>>>
13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? <<<Be working, as usual. Check in some people. Ask them questions. Put ID bracelets on them. Take them into the E.R. Maybe even take some money from them.>>>
14. What are you going to spend money on next? <<< Who knows? But knowing me, probably food. lol>>>
15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? <<<I sure am, and have been for 14 years : -D >>>
16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? <<<Sure. Change can be gradual.>>>
17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? <<<My BFFiest BFF Bex. There's no such thing as TMI or too raw between us. >>>
18. The last time you felt broken? <<< Yesterday.>>>
19. Have you had sex today? <<<Sure have! : -D >>>
20. Are you starting to realize anything? <<<That big changes require lots of little, tiny, itsy bitsy steps.>>>
21. Are you in a good mood? <<<I am, thanks for asking!>>>
22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? <<<Hahaha no.>>>
23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? <<<Mine are lighter. He had really dark brown eyes. Mine are more hazely. It depends on my mood and the light.>>>
24. What do you want right this second? <<<A million points on my credit card with my same balance (or less!)>>>
25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? <<< What the...>>>
26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? <<<Yes, I haven't dyed it in 10 years.>>>
27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? <<<No. No I couldn't. I value laughter far too much.>>>
28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? <<<My kitty sneezed. : -D>>>
29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? <<<Yes, I do. My daddy. I think about him a LOT.>>>
30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? <<<Yes.>>>
31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? <<<Not in the least!!!>>>
32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? <<<He damn sure does!>>>
33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? <<<I wish I were. I don't drink tons of it, but I do tend to get it with meals sometimes, especially if the meal comes with a drink.>>>
34. Listening to? <<<All I Want to Do - Sugarland (on repeat)>>>
35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? <<<When I'm writing poetry, I hate writing with pen. It feels better in my hand to write with pencil. Other than that, not often.>>>
36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? <<<About 50 feet away, on his computer.>>>
37. Do you believe in love at first sight? <<<Or should I walk by again?>>>
38. Who did you last call? <<<Cha Cha, actually.>>>
39. Who was the last person you danced with? <<<Bex!>>>
40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? <<< Because I love the stuffing out of him!>>>
41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? <<<About a month and a half ago. It wasn't great. It was a strawberry cake (good) with some weird strawberry pecan icing (not good).>>>
42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? <<<No, actually I intend on going to see my mom tomorrow since I haven't seen her in about a week.>>>
43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? <<<Oh god, have you MET me? YES!>>>
44. Do you tan in the nude? <<<No, but I'm willing to find a secluded spot to tan in slightly more than that.>>>
45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? <<<Eff no.>>>
46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? <<<No, he tucked me in, kissed me good night, turned out the lights, and closed the door. I drifted peacefully to sleep. Doesn't happen too often. The sleeping easily part. He tucks me in and kisses me good night every night.>>>
47. Who was the last person to call you? <<< My boyfriend. He was asleep when I left for the day so when he got up he called me to tell me he hoped I was having fun hanging out with my BFF and that he loved me. <3 >>>
48. Do you sing in the shower? <<<Oh yeah. I love shower acoustics!>>>
49. Do you dance in the car? <<<Yes, I jam, man!>>>
50. Ever used a bow and arrow? <<<A toy one.>>>
51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? <<<In high school.>>>
52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? <<< Sometimes. And I love them!>>>
53. Is Christmas stressful? <<<Not really. Not in and of itself.>>>
54. Ever eat a pierogi? <<<Yep, it was pretty good.>>>
55. Favorite type of fruit pie? <<<Ooooh... lemon.>>>
56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? <<<Ballerina (my Nana was a professional ballerina and opera singer), then a marine biologist (I was going to swim with the Orcas and work at Sea World) then in the Coast Guard, then an author, then a wedding planner!>>>
57. Do you believe in ghosts? <<<In a manner of speaking.>>>
58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? <<<Fairly often, actually.>>>
59. Take a vitamin daily? <<<No, but I mean to.>>>
60. Wear slippers? <<<Sometimes.>>>
61. Wear a bath robe? <<<Sometimes.>>>
62. What do you wear to bed? <<<Depends on my mood. Usually a sports bra and PJ pants. Sometimes a tank top with it, sometimes not. Sometimes lingerie. Sometimes nothing.>>>
63. First concert? <<<ICP, Kottonmouth Kings and Bone Thugz n Harmony>>>
64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? <<<WalMart, but only because we don't have a Target here.>>>
65. Nike or Adidas? <<<Adidas>>>
66. Cheetos Or Fritos? <<<Depends on my mood. Usually Cheetos.>>>
67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? <<<Peanuts.>>>
68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? <<<Safe and Sound.>>>
69. Ever take dance lessons? <<<No, but I wanted to.>>>
70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? <<<Some sort of advisor. He's really good at that; looking at the big picture and pointing out things that need tweaking.>>>
71. Can you curl your tongue? <<<Yup. And flip it over, too.>>>
72. Ever won a spelling bee? <<<No, because while I am a very good speller, I cannot spell out loud. I have to write things out.>>>
73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? <<<Oh yes! Happy tears feel so good!>>>
74. What is your favorite book? <<<Used to be Changes in Latitudes by Will Hobbs, but then I read The Wedding by Nicholas Sparks. Now that holds the top spot!>>>
75. Do you study better with or without music? <<<With. Weird.>>>
76. Regularly burn incense? <<<No, rarely.>>>
77. Ever been in love? <<< Yes, and have been for 14 years : -) >>>
78. Who would you like to see in concert? <<<Adam Lambert, P!nk, Linkin Park>>>
79. What was the last concert you saw? <<<Hinder. I sang every word and had a sore throat by the time I met the band afterwards. I had them sign my boobs. LOL Well, the tops of them. No nudity involved, just pulling my shirt down to the top of my bra.>>>
80. Hot tea or cold tea? <<<Iced! From RDs!>>>
81. Tea or coffee? <<<Tea.>>>
82. Favorite type of cookie? <<<Danish Butter, or chocolate chip.>>>
83. Can you swim well? <<<Fairly well, esp the backstroke: I won competitions in highschool for my backstroke.>>>
84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? <<<Yes,>>>
85. Are you patient? <<<My friends call me Job.>>>
86. DJ or band, at a wedding? <<<DJ.>>>
87. Ever won a contest? <<<I have won little contests here and there, but not often, and nothing big. Yet.>>>
88. Ever have plastic surgery? <<<Nope.>>>
89. Which are better black or green olives? <<<EWWWWWWW>>>
90. Opinions on sex before marriage? <<<I've had it. LOL I'm not strictly against it or anything (gah that would be hypocritical lol)>>>
91. Best room for a fireplace? <<<Living room.>>>
92. Do you want to get married? <<<I do!>>>
A typical Taylor Swift songs goes like this:

hardly-wisdom:

“shes a slut shes a slut im beautiful and perfect i am a virgin and better than you for it so why doesnt he love me?im a fucking snowflake fairy so chaste so pure im better than her sob sob sob nag nag nag just say yes bby its a fucking love story tear drops on my guitar why dont you love me i am a white middle class girl and entitled to whatever i want regardless of how you feel and shes a white trash slut WAHHHHH teardrops on my guitar”

Ahahahaha. I will admit that I listen to Taylor Swift quite a bit, and I might even consider myself a fan of hers, but this cracked me up because to be brutally honest, it’s pretty true. Her songs do seem to run along a similar vein 90% of the time.

True! Soooo true. I, too, am a fan but damn. Formulaic much?

(Source: the-feminist-librarian, via happybex)